Submarine and A Roach
Submarine and A Roach is a Nigerian comedy podcast, promoted as the country's number one comedy podcast and the funniest podcast in Nigeria. The show features hosts including Kojoo, TmtisClutch, and Mayowa Idowu, and offers humorous banter, jokes, and cultural commentary. Listeners can follow the podcast and hosts on Twitter and Instagram using the handles listed in the original description.
Episodes
Episode 253: “Japa Diaries” ft. Abimisola
On Episode 253 of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa are joined by special guest Abimisola, host of Japa Diaries. The number one podcast about documenting the real experiences of African immigrants navigating life in the diaspora.This episode serves as a send-off before the boys take a well-earned break, and it’s packed with stories, reflections, and the usual insane humor.Abimisola shares her personal jo
Episode 252: "TMT’s Legs"
On Episode 252 of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa return with another chaotic blend of politics, pop culture, and completely unnecessary personal revelations.The boys kick things off by unpacking Donald Trump’s Easter message to Iran, trying to make sense of the tone, timing, and what it says about global politics in 2025. From there, they dive into the rise of false prophet influencers—the inter
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Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"
On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous indignation scaring people, and childhood trauma. The boys bounce around the ideas of working through depression, Korty's brilliant piece with Asake and TMT gives his re
Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"
On Episode 249 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos.TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the way people deal with conflict, relationships, and life as adults. The conversation then pivots to the internet, where the boys discuss the explosion of tribal impressions on Tik
Episode 248: "OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER - Part II"
Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents Episode 248, “OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER – Part II,” hosted by TMT, Koj, and Mayowa.This week starts in the trenches of modern insecurity: pink lips, under-bridge beauty hacks, instant gratification, and the booming business of selling people relief from bodies they were taught to hate. The boys use Serena
Episode 247: "Glazing is a lifestyle"
The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50. Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his childhood lore and TMT talks about his new Tiktok project.
Episode 246: “Angry Old Men Yelling at Young People”
On Episode 246 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into one.The boys revisit the rise of nepopiano , Afrobeats made by rich kids and ask whether it’s evolution, industry nepotism, or just old heads hating on the new wave. From there,
Episode 245: "Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician"
Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician” hosted by TMT, Mayowa & Koj.A self-care mix-up becomes a doorway into the week: grooming, adulthood, and why your feet and your feelings both need maintenance. From there, the boys sprint through culture and campus—high-school rivalries, univ
Episode 244 :"S.T.I - Seyi Tinubu's Internet"
Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents “Seyi Tinubu’s Internet,” hosted by TMT & Koj. The boys kick off with money talk: childhood class realities, why degrees don’t guarantee a soft life, and how “education vs. wealth” plays out in real families. Geography nerdery slides in next: is Greenland effectively an extension of Denmark, and whic
Episode 243: "Protect Your Towel" ft Jake Tapper
On Episode 243 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa are back with another wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation covering football drama, music culture, fitness delusions, and the future of storytelling.The boys break down the AFCON controversy involving Morocco, asking whether it was smart gamesmanship or straight-up cheating. They talk new music spcifically Asake and Wizkid's project and what
Episode 242: "2026 Predictions - Nostradamus vs Adeboye"
Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria, presents “2026 Predictions: Nostradamus vs Adeboye,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT, and Koj.Quatrains meet altar calls as the boys translate two very different prophets for 2026. Nostradamus’ “thunderbolt” and “blood flowed” are remixed into cancel-culture hazards and pregnancy hopes.Pastor Adeboye’s 2026 notes include
Episode 241: "It's 2026 and OkuntaKinte is Still Here???"
Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents Episode 241, “It’s 2026 and OkuntaKinte is still here???,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT & Koj.This week, the boys wade into Lagos’ underground queer party scene, discussing the implications of visibility and the dangers it poses to individuals within that community. It delves into the activism surrounding q
Episode 240: "Everywhere is Nigeria and Nigeria is Everywhere"
Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—is back. This week, TMT & Koj dig into a truth every Millennial in the diaspora eventually learns: no matter how far you travel, you can’t outrun the Naij inside of you.The Millennial Reality Check: The boys open with the “Millennial Dream” and the corporate bias that still favors the married-with-kids crowd
Episode 239: "We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December"
Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December,” hosted by TMT & Koj.A quick Yoruba linguistics lesson kicks things off (“Ten is happening,” decoded), before the boys audit Detty December’s origin story: did Nnamdi Kanu inadvertently shift December migration patterns—and did Mr Eazi
Episode 238:"The Danish Inception."
Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception." The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hilarious world of tiktok reverse love scam racism.The conversation takes a darker turn as they explore the rise of alté serial killers via.......sigh.....music.Then, in true Su
Episode 237: "Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy"
Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: talking nonsense.They talk Wike, and the surreal reality of Nigerians rooting for a soldier five years after #EndSARS—proof that we are in a true state of higi-haga. Culture chat
Episode 236: "Nothing to see here — yet"
Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.”Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sunday sermon on tenderness before the boys autopsy the week’s millennial exodus—timelines scrubbed, handles vanished, and a decade of tweets dug up like generational curses. “
Episode 235: "Detty December is Human Trafficking"
Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj.Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, and bravado—an economy of daytime festivals that start too late for the sun, beach days that turn into boat-hopping on the Lagos Lagoon, and selfies in the red-light distri
Episode 234: "Meek & Horny"
Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politics, and pure nonsense—nimble like Simone Biles.The boys open with a chaotic drink check (green tea, Heineken 0.0, Lasena Water, and tales of expired zero-alcohol beer), p
Episode 233: "L is for Lekki and Q is for Kwara"
Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to terrorism, tech, and stand-up comedy without taking a breath.This episode starts with stories from Tmt’s weekend driving around Lagos with non-alcoholic beer. Keeping thing
Episode 232: It's massive baby
Join Mayowa and Tmt on Submarine and A Roach.Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fast, unfiltered catch-up on life lately, packed with sharp jokes and hot takes.This week they riff on the E! boat race and a bunch of ridiculous pop culture spectacles, dive into American politics and Nigerian politics, unpack the latest Twitter/X drama, and perform the annual tradition o
Episode 231: "Reality TV is for the mentally ill"
Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for an unfiltered deep dive into reality TV, celebrity culture, music, politics, and Lagos life.This week, the guys unpack the representation of Black culture in Hollywood by African Immigrants, the absurdity (and psychology) of reality TV, and the relationship dynamics on Love Is Blind.
Episode 230.5: "How Can You Rapture When You're Covered in Oil?"
Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that actually sets the tone, the boys dive into childhood, parenting (hello, impulse control), and why certain social encounters still trigger anxiety.From there, Submaroach’s Sun
Episode 230: "Remi Tinubu is Either Hillary Clinton or Bob Risky"
Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdow
Episode 229: "He Without Sin Cast The First Egg"
In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance
Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy" ft. @uaxseyi
Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy"In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts.The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a t
Episode 227: "My Father Christmas is a White Man, Not a Black Man" ft. Oyinkan Dada
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions. The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic story
Episode 226: "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo"
This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo."The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipli
Episode 225: "I REALLY MEAN IT!" ft Korede
On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression.Topics include:🎤 John Legend's $8,000 Concert in Lagos – Who’s paying for this, and what do they get for that price? The gang breaks it down.....badly.🚪 Members-Only Clubs in Lagos – Are these elite spaces ac
Episode 224: “..........Allegedly”
On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu: The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros a
Episode 223: "TMT’s Dream Wedding is in Columbia"
On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?)
Episode 222: "Assassination......Modupe!"
Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria
After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one!
Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs abo
Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right"
Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama.
The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a w
Episode 220: "DOUBLEgängers - What MLK Jr. and Donald Trump have in Common"
Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!
In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes.
This week, the guys dive into:
Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be?
Sk
Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance"
Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!
In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos.
This week, the guys tackle:
Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy.
New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of re
Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life for Us"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter.
This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices,
Episode 217: "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals #B-Hag"
Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals."
The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran,
Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!"
Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights.
This week, they cover:
Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on
Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?"
Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary.
This week, they tackle:
Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice?
Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just
Episode 214: "The Razzites Don't Like Bad B*tch Syndrome"
This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214.
The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight.
Next, th
Episode 213: "We're Tired! The Devil is Winning"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season.
From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-elec
Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond.
Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and risi
Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor.
This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend
Episode 210: "Olodo from Africa #OFA"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary.
This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, d
Episode 209: "APC - Animal People Congress"
Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter.
The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious an
Episode 208: "Things Fall Apart, The Banter Cannot Hold"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast!
The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—exp
Episode 207: "Mowalola's Trad Wedding"
Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary!
The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who on
Episode 206: "Bobi and Hedges" ft Femi Awoniyi
In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights.
1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs
Episode 205: "Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class"
Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics!
In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how
Episode 204: "House Hunting in Lagos"
Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales!
The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos.
Koj shar
Episode 203: "Pre-owned WaistBeads" ft Mr. Ina
In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour.
1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on th
Episode 202: "Broke Shaming as a Marketing Strategy"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics:
Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being.
LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily.
Squash
Episode 201: "Biplane - A Plane That Flies Both Ways"
Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table!
The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week.
Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy.
Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group
Episode 200: "How can you be unhinged? You live in Ikoyi"
Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement.
Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss.
1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performan
Episode 199: "Do You Need A Penis To Lean On?"
This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss w
Episode 198: "Everytime you party with a Millenial, they start looking for somewhere to sit" ft Elo
In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensur
Episode 197: "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way you dress"
Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights.
1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the
Episode 196: "Sexxy Redd, Remi Tinubu and Heineken"
Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child &qu
Episode 195: "Exchanging nudes with Lord Denning"
Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria.
This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it.
Episode 194: "Justin Timberlake is hiring Poco Lee to host his tour and that is a good thing"
Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss.
1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acr
Episode 193: "Presidential Stumbles, Lebanese Kidnapping, and Nepa Rangers"
In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss.
1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their
Episode 192: "A.I Prostitution "
Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart.
From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassme
Episode 191: "Tayo Aina attends Mavin Academy undercover"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened.
First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures.
But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark
Episode 190: "Burger!"
The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation.
Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed,
Enjoy the moments
Episode 189: "The Stew at Slow doesn't have enough pepper"
New Episode alert!!
TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies.
The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour".
The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin.
After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta.
Episode 188: "Every Yoruba Man's Dream Is To Marry A Rich Woman"
Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz
Episode 187: "Don't give him money"
Better late than never!
Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.
In this episode we get into being owed money by family.
Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.
Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.
Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.
We also review the Submaro
Episode 186: "SEUN KUTI IS EGYPTIAN"
Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure.
They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter
Episode 185: "Occultic Groupchat"
The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs.
The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents.
First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat.
The conversation th
Episode 184: "Burna Boy slapped me" with @Toniverse
Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit.
With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive.
First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highl
Episode 183: "I learned how to have sex by watching porn"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into:
Car trouble,
learning from video games,
Food Critique,
Adult friendships and
TMT's filthy habit
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Episode 182: "It's Not Gossip, It's... Pillow Talk"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into:
SLAWN
Navigating interviews with Nigerian Politicians
Rebelling as kids
Gossip
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Episode 181: "Did Chris Oyakilome Destroy The Cables to Stop 5G?"
Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained.
First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists.
The conversation takes a thought
Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into:
Ebuka's new Prime Video show
Tmt's questions about cars
Getting In Trouble with the Police
What it's like in the Mavin Academy
Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit
Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into:
TMT's new relationship
New TV Show Shogun
Games and Competitiveness
Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem
Old Age and Retirement
Community and The Importance of Gossip
Meek Mill
Diddy
And random other topics!
Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things:
Kunle Afolayan
Mr Mayowa and his sexy books
Love is Blind
Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships
Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus
What's currently keeping us going in life?
Tap in!!
Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into:
Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin
Ozempic and BBLs
Love is Blind
Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance
Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast
Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad?
Being ethically rich
The worst jobs they've ever done
Enjoy!!
Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."
TO BE FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST
Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"
Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK!
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